1. If you wait five minutes to select a gourmet chocolate from the box, the decision will be made for you.



2. The day you accidentally color-coordinate with your coworkers is the same day you will be professionally photographed.



3. There might be thousands of mints in the office, but if you want gum you'll have to mooch it from Jamie.



4. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife fork.



5. If you drop a piece of food, the dog will eat it. Come to think of it, if you drop anything the dog will eat it.